suicide

Two lovers plan suicide.
Boy jumps 1st.
Girl closed her eyes And returned back.
Boy in air opens parachute & Shouts
Nee ayya theluse nee gurinchi……….

SIGGUTO CHASTUNA

APPLE;(crying). Banana; why are you crying? Apple; all people cut eat me, Banana; you are better then me. all remove my dress eat me. SIGGUTO CHASTUNA

Malli doriki poyava!

Messages levu.. Phone ledu.. Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi.. Eni ayyindi? Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

Telugu Funny Sms - Poyekalam

if u want sweter, it's chalikalam.
if u want umberella, it's vanakalam.
if u want a/c, it's endakalam.
if want lover, it's nothing but poye kalam